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Lyrics:Give the Jew Girl Toys

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by Sarah Silverman:

I hate to say it Santa
But you're acting like a dick
You should give presents to everyone whose good
and not just to your personal clique
If you bring me a toy to open Christmas morning
I'll let you be my boyfriend 
All bearded, fat, and horny (Oh yea) 
What does Jesus have to do with you?
You've got as much to do with Jesus as you do with Scooby Doo 
What do you have to do with Jesus?
You have as much to do with him as you do your mother's penis (Oh yea)
So I don't think he's the son of God
I think he was still a nice boy
If you ask yourself, "What would Jesus do?" 
He'd say give the jew girl toys (give the jew girl toys)
Don't be a douche
What would Jesus do?
He'd say, "give the jew girl toys" 
Claus , Claus ..
Is that German ? 
santa klaus.. SANTA KLAUS !! 
You made a list and I checked it twice
and there is nobody named Silverman, or Moscowitz, or Weiss
You have a list 
Well Schindler did too
Liam Neeson played him
Tim Allen played you !
Give the jew girl toys
Don't be a douche
What would Jesus do?
He'd say, "give the jew girl toys"

By Rich

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