I hate to say it Santa But you're acting like a dick You should give presents to everyone whose good and not just to your personal clique If you bring me a toy to open Christmas morning I'll let you be my boyfriend All bearded, fat, and horny (Oh yea) What does Jesus have to do with you? You've got as much to do with Jesus as you do with Scooby Doo What do you have to do with Jesus? You have as much to do with him as you do your mother's penis (Oh yea) So I don't think he's the son of God I think he was still a nice boy If you ask yourself, "What would Jesus do?" He'd say give the jew girl toys (give the jew girl toys) Don't be a douche What would Jesus do? He'd say, "give the jew girl toys" Claus , Claus .. Is that German ? santa klaus.. SANTA KLAUS !! You made a list and I checked it twice and there is nobody named Silverman, or Moscowitz, or Weiss You have a list Well Schindler did too Liam Neeson played him Tim Allen played you ! Give the jew girl toys Don't be a douche What would Jesus do? He'd say, "give the jew girl toys"